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Things I Say While Driving

  • Me:

    Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.

  • Me:

    What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

  • Me:

    NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

  • Me:

    Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.

  • Me:

    Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

  • Me:

    Lolol your car's a piece of shit.

  • Me:

    If I miss that green light because of you...

  • Me:

    You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.

  • Me:

    I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

  • Me:

    Shit is that a cop? No.

  • Me:

    Shit THAT is a cop.

  • Me:

    Nope, roof rack.

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